apparently i have been sleeping with sizzors in my bed.
Maroon 5 did a cover of “Pure Imagination” from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and it is the most seductive children’s song I have ever heard.
“Tik Tok” by Ke$ha and “Come Together” by The Beatles mashup
I… I don’t know how I feel about this.
Reading the song title:
While listening to the song:
After listening to the song:
the gifs are so accurate.
… what. the. fuck. I was actually insulted that someone would do this but then I listened and… oh my lord.
((Wow… talented mixer…))
Dancing now
Achievement Unlocked: Bookcase of Pimps !!!
OH MY GOOODDDDDD
YELLS REALLY LOUD
YOOO
I WANT ONE
DO WANT
300 follower giveaway!!! wow cool
you can win:
- a cat zipper sweater (colour + size of your choice)
- a drawing by me (it can be anything!! yeah i know i draw furry shit and stuff like that but i can do humans! ill draw a ship/you or w/e (i wont do any nsfw stuff gomen)
- u dont have to have the drawing if you dont want it omg
RULES!! (read wow)
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- ends 3rd of July!!
yeah thats it!! good luck uwu
my mother said I had a birthmark on my butt when I was a kid. what the fuck. what kind of killer would stab you on the ass.
I have a birth mark on my knee
I must have taken an arrow to the knee
(Source: daydreamerofnightmares)
Every time a friend tells me how they had to get their arm broken so it heals right I always ask how the doctors broke it.
they had no idea.
so i made a new blog and this showed up as my icon??
i am pizza.
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Mom:
*walks into a bush*
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Mom:
IT'S ATTACKING ME
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
The long awaited.. PRINCE AND THE PRINCESS…
My final project for my book arts class. Hope you enjoy ;o;
Nice to see a story that has understanding supportive parents… bravo!
This is so adorable. c:
LOVE
O my god, so adorable!
